Posted on 04 November 2011, 2:37

Since we’re now in the season of the church year when Last Things are on the menu, here’s an interesting take on the apocalypse which I read about on the wonderful BoingBoing site. I hadn’t realised that serious Lego enthusiasts have been creating post-end of the world scenes for several years using the world’s favourite Danish plastic bricks.

Following in the footsteps of Mad Max and other post-apocalypse movies, the Lego creations feature shattered highways and buildings, and heavily armed groups of plastic figures trying to lash together their own shanty-style refuges in a newly hostile world.

That sounds bleak, but the best brick-built creations are full of ingenious and humorous detail as they try to capture life after The End, however it’s come about: nuclear exchange, pandemic, global meltdown, alien invasion, zombie attack… take your pick. I haven’t yet found any Lego creations modelled on the Rapture or the Great Tribulation of fundamentalist theology, but they must be out there.

BoingBoing recommends the work of Kevin ‘Crimson Wolf’ Fedde for sheer ingenuity (that’s his piece in the picture above).

A group on Flickr, ApocaLego, has over 1,000 members who post pictures of their best end-of-civilisation scenes. They ran a contest in 2008 called ‘Picking up the pieces: the world has ended, but hey, life goes on’. The blurb gives an idea of the mood of the whole genre: ‘The key to the contest is that the post-apocalyptic survivors should be actively building/creating something important to their continued survival. What a refreshing change from the usual gloom and doom!’

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Posted on 25 October 2010, 15:26

On the tube just now, in a full carriage, a young man with cropped hair and dark suit was speaking to his girlfriend on his mobile. His friend, a man wearing a coat and scarf, was sitting opposite, listening in.

Man in dark suit: What? You bought the dog?

[At this point, the whole carriage tuned into the conversation.]

Man in dark suit: Oh my God! Really?

Man in dark suit: OK… OK. See you at the station.

Man wearing scarf: What? She actually bought it?

Man in dark suit: Yeah. Oh God.

Man wearing scarf: What is it?

Man in dark suit: She was talking about a cross between a chihuahua and a pug.

Man wearing scarf: Oh no! You mean, a really small dog? That’s not the kind of dog you want, is it?

Man in dark suit: I just know I’m going to step on it.

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Posted on 29 August 2010, 17:08

I joined 60-70 people for a tramp across the Greenbelt site early this morning, foraging for natural food. I’d just arrived after a decent English breakfast in a Cheltenham hotel, but most of my fellow trampers had that ‘been living in a tent for three days’ look about them and possibly needed the extra protein.

Guiding us on a safe course between toxic mushrooms and the kind of berries you can safely turn into jam were Bruce and Sara Stanley (she’s a development chef and baker, he’s a project manager and life coach), who have recently bought a small farm in the Cambrian mountains of Wales.

Over the next hour we found a colourful (ok, mostly green) variety of plants growing unseen under our feet, including nettles, sorrel, rushes, rowan, yarrow and hawthorne, which can be turned respectively into twine, salad, loft insulation, jelly, bandages and ketchup. Bruce and Sara waded into ditches and marched across fields to pick and show us the good stuff they’d found, and then shared found-food tea and eatables which magically emerged from hampers and thermos flasks.

An eye and mouth-opening hour. Follow Bruce and Sara’s food adventures on Twitter.

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Posted on 17 August 2010, 20:23

OK, more gathering than hunting, but I’ve been coming home from walking the dog the past few nights with armfuls of eucalyptus bark. One of the trees I pass each evening is shedding like crazy at the moment.

The penny dropped a couple of years ago that eucalyptus bark is the perfect fire starter for a winter hearth. It’s full of flammable gum and just roars away once it’s hot enough, turning even the most stubborn fire into an aromatic inferno.

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Posted on 31 July 2010, 16:02

Tall student: Yeah, I’ll tell you what’s also weird is when you meet a college friend’s husband, or wife.

Short student: Right.

Tall student: And you’ve seen their pictures before on Facebook even though you’ve never met them.

Short student: Oh yeah, totally.

Tall student: And you already know a bit about them.

Short student: Yeah, that is weird.

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Posted on 26 July 2010, 0:42

On the M40 yesterday, spotted this van belonging to a synthetic grass company. ‘No mowing, no watering, no work.’ Yeah, and no lawn really. Lovely headline, though.

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Posted on 28 June 2010, 10:17

Seen outside Westfield, Shepherd’s Bush, where a new gym is about to open. The statement seems a bit optimistic, but nice to see some theology from the Hallmark Cards school happening on the street.

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Posted on 11 June 2010, 0:17

In Berwick upon Tweed today, which is perhaps the country’s most famous border town, it having switched from being English to Scottish at different times in its history. I was wondering whether the town feels any ambivalence about supporting England in the World Cup, but after looking down and seeing this patriotic Jack Russell on the pavement, I see I needn’t have worried.

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Posted on 24 May 2010, 9:18

It’s what was left over from breakfast this morning. I know these things are meant to be Jesus, but I think it’s a profile view of Elvis with a huge quiff. Either way, it’s now in the freezer waiting to be sold for a fortune on eBay.

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Posted on 12 May 2010, 0:11

I was in London for lunch anyway today and couldn’t resist walking down to Westminster to smell the transfer of power. At the top of Whitehall I ran into this Victorian horse-drawn hearse parked up on the side of the road. Can’t imagine why it was there on standby.

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Posted on 09 May 2010, 15:46

Spotted on the M25 this afternoon, moving at a sluggish 80mph. Couldn’t see if the driver was a Darth Vader lookalike.

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